guys, i’m so good at dating and relationship advice.
for example, you might say something like, “i don’t want there to be any hurt feelings.”
and then i will say:
you can do it smoothly
i’ve really had a lot of fun getting to know you
but i don’t think this is where my head is at right now
i hope we can still hang out sometimes
just not in a penetrative way
VOILA! use that on me and i will burst into tears and kick you in the shins, but i think it will work for everyone else. try it and get back to me with money.