advice master

guys, i’m so good at dating and relationship advice.

for example, you might say something like, “i don’t want there to be any hurt feelings.”

and then i will say:

it happens
you can do it smoothly
you say
i’ve really had a lot of fun getting to know you
but i don’t think this is where my head is at right now
i hope we can still hang out sometimes
just not in a penetrative way

VOILA!  use that on me and i will burst into tears and kick you in the shins, but i think it will work for everyone else.  try it and get back to me with money.


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