i say that i have a variety of impediments when i don’t actually.
speech impediment: in which i pluralize things that should not be pluralized. i do this most often with the word “friend,” leading people to believe that i have more than 2 at any given time.
speech impediment: in which i say actor and apple incorrectly. i don’t think this thought is based in reality at all.
speech impediment: in which i transpose words. i do this all the time.
walking impediment: in which i spend $10 on shoes that are made out of cloth and then wonder why after walking 3 miles a day, they get holes in them.
i don’t think there is a google image search for this. creativity impediment.