it has come to my attention

i say that i have a variety of impediments when i don’t actually.

speech impediment: in which i pluralize things that should not be pluralized.  i do this most often with the word “friend,” leading people to believe that i have more than 2 at any given time.

speech impediment: in which i say actor and apple incorrectly.  i don’t think this thought is based in reality at all.

speech impediment: in which i transpose words.  i do this all the time.

walking impediment: in which i spend $10 on shoes that are made out of cloth and then wonder why after walking 3 miles a day, they get holes in them.

i don’t think there is a google image search for this.  creativity impediment.

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