please post your own google image searches in the comments

all two of you.

“fedex”

it goes like this: “hello, fedex. i have a reasonable question.”
fedex: oh no no no no no no no no no you are not asking for customer service.
“i would not dream, fedex, of asking you for something unreasonable – you see, it’s just that we send a lot of packages and …”
fedex: well, you sent it wrong!
“i know, but can you tell me what wrong address i sent it to?”
fedex: who do you think you are? the police?
“seriously?”
fedex: you fucked it up.  have a nice day.
“wait … i have a new address to fix it, if you’d just confirm …”
fedex:
“fedex?  hello?”

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3 responses to “please post your own google image searches in the comments

  1. can someone help me enable html in the comments? i’m really not stupid, i swear.

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