i have another private blog where i write short stories. but the problem with that is that no one gets to see them and tell me how AWESOME i am.
so here is where i put true stories.
I tried to write a story about bukkake, and spellcheck said that I spelled it wrong. It suggested hannukah, instead, but with a capital H. The story is as follows: one time a man came up to me at my job and said, “blah blah blah me blah blah bukkake.” he didn’t speak english very well, so i was like, “what the fuck, man?” and looked extra disapproving. he repeated himself, slower. “do you know the meaning of bukkake?” “yes i do, thank you for asking.” then he left.