so this weekend i am all about half-hearted text messages. i am all like, “yes. let’s party.” via text, when actually i am lying around in underwear, eating granola and playing video games.
whoops. that’s me.
anyhow, also sometimes i take money from people in the park so that they can get really wasted on bud light and throw glow sticks around. then they think they are clever when they start a conversation with you. they ask for high fives.
i told everyone today that my favorite part of the batman was when the batman died.
from a heart attack.