i have a billion best friends
but the best of them is KB, who clearly needs to live in the same city as me.
I just saw a grown man with a pack of lunchables and a small bottle of milk!
I wish I saw that! What a great sight!
[i am not creative enough to come up with an image for this part. But it should probably be a picture of a nerd.]
Bonus – it was a business man with longish douchebag hair!
Go back and find him and then tell him you have a wife for him in Brooklyn. For example, I love gushers and cookie crisp.
Done and done. Cotton candy machine at the wedding
I expect you to DJ me up some hannah montana and jonas brothers or whatever.
We can get those cute little asians with monster shirts to dance to it.
[sorry the pictures didn’t work earlier.]
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